1. “You’re not getting older; you’re just becoming a classic!”

2. “Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers!”

3. “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”

4. “At least you’re not as old as you will be next year!”

5. “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope

6. “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Walt Disney

7. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”

8. “Don’t worry about your age; you get a new one every year!”

9. “Another year older, but definitely not wiser.”

10. “Congratulations on being one year closer to becoming that crazy cat person!”

11. “You’re still hot, but it’s mostly in flashbacks now.”

12. “We’re at that age where ‘Happy Hour’ is a nap!”

13. “I wouldn’t say you’re old, but if you were milk, I’d smell you before pouring you on my cereal.”

14. “You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years of experience.”

15. “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope

16. “You’re not old. You’re youthfully challenged.”

17. “I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate is written in Roman numerals.”

18. “You’re not getting older; you’re just increasing in value.”

19. “Remember, age is just a number. A really, really big, unattractive number.”

20. “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.”

41. “Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened.”

42. “You’re not old. You’re chronologically gifted!”

43. “It’s proven that at the age of 41, you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!”

44. “Age is like underwear; it creeps up on you!”

45. “You know you’re getting old when your back goes out more than you do.”

46. “You’re not getting older; you’re just a little closer to death.”

47. “Remember, you’re not old; you’re vintage!”

48. “You’re not old. You’re just youthfully impaired.”

49. “Happy Birthday! You don’t look a day over the legal drinking age!”

50. “You’re aging like fine wine. Or maybe it’s vinegar. Hard to tell sometimes.”

51. “You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake!”

52. “You’re not old; you’re just well-preserved.”

53. “Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.”

54. “Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven’t committed.” – Anthony Powell

55. “Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get.”

56. “You know you’re old when people call you at 9 p.m. and ask, ‘Did I wake you?’”

57. “It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. But the cake is still good.”

58. “You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and still young enough to get away with it.”

59. “Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.” – Fred Astaire

60. “You’re not old. You’re just well-aged, like a fine wine or a fancy cheese.”

61. “You know you’re old when you turn down the lights to be economical rather than romantic.”

62. “You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to celebrate the fact that you just had a drink.”

63. “Another year older, but you can still pass for someone younger… at a distance… in the dark… without your glasses.”

64. “Remember, you’re not getting older; you’re leveling up!”

65. “Age is a matter of feeling, not of years… but tell that to my knees!”

66. “You’re not old. You’re just mature… like a fine cheese!”

67. “You’re aging like a pro—better with every year!”

68. “You know you’re getting old when happy hour is a nap.”

69. “You’re not old. You’re a classic, and classics never go out of style.”

70. “Another year older and still as awesome as ever!”

71. “Remember, age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number!”

72. “You’re only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.” – John P. Grier

73. “You’re not old, you’re just well-seasoned.”

74. “Another year older, and you’re still looking fabulous!”